Okay, due to popular demand (fine! there were only 3 people who've asked), here's my version of the Turkey Larb recipe:
You'll need (also see picture below): 1 package of Ground Turkey
Chopped red onions
Chopped cilantro
1 tbsp of fish sauce (or depending on how salty you really want it)
1 tbsp of lime juice (or depending on how sour you really want it)
1 tbsp of chili powder (or depending on how spicy you really want it...you should get the idea by now...)
1 tsp of ground black pepper
Pineapple rum & diet coke, to drink before, during, and after the larb cooking process
A cat (Ok...I know I'm asian and all, but the cat is just to look at while making the larb, and NOT to be eaten!!)

Now that we've got all the ingredients, you need to cook the turkey first. I usually add some water and black pepper, and just stir the meat. Once done, add the rest of the ingredients (also see picture below): red onions, cilantro, fish sauce, lime juice, chili powder, yeah, the whole shabang EXCEPT the rum & diet coke and the cat!! Some people might add some rice powder, too, but that's if you can find one, or if you even know what the hey it is. Stir and mix everything vigorously. Now it's ready to be served!!

P.S. Don't forget to finish your Pineapple rum & diet coke. And if you don't like the larb after you make it, oh well, call me...at 555-2424. Thankx & good luck!!